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The Sperminator

You could say he's a Predator that would prey on his hot young staffers who also goes Commando. If you Totally Recall this isn't the first time the question "who is your daddy and what does he do?" was asked in his presence. In fact, I also heard it's wasn't one kid that was his but Twins. At least he's got the balls to stand up and admit it and not be a Running Man and dodge the press. He speaks True Lies though and will probable always support Junior. He'll always be the Last Action Hero to me but I still kind of want to refer to him as the Sperminator for at least the next couple of weeks.

Least Harmful

Meh, What Else is on?

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